Just now I was feeding my baby sister milk when suddenly...
I felt a warm sensation spreading over my legs.
Then I realised what it was.
She pissed on me!!!!!!!!!!!
So I screamed.
When Mom rushed to the scene, even my shirt got stained.
And Mom giggled like hell.
Embarrassed, I quickly transfered the baby to Mom.
And guess what?
She made a bright yellow cake on the blanket immediately.
Argh!!!
I almost puked.
Mom and Grandma laughed good naturedly.
Grandma joked: “婴儿尿，桂花香，婴儿屎，人参汤”
I mean, that's so gross!
The baby is peeing and shitting on the floor right now.
Babies are like that, aren't they?
Thanks to Mom and Grandma fussing over the baby; they refused to let her wear diapers cos they were afraid her butt skin will get rashes.
And after the whole ordeal, she gave such a cherubic smile that even my heart melted.
I guess having a baby at home isn't gonna be easy after all...
But no matter what, I still love my baby sister.
Even though she treated me like a toilet bowl.
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